Kiss Tax

Mirror O101 - The inability to see beauty in imperfection:

Echo O101.1 - Breaking the Mirror Clause (Emotional Distortion): The inability to see beauty in imperfection.
Echo O101.2 - Ignoring the Glow Act (Dimness of Spirit): A slow loss of wonder and sensuality.
Echo O101.3 - Violating the Harmony Act (Spiritual Vertigo): Feeling lost, unbalances, restless in identity.
Echo O101.4 - Disobeying the Kiss Reflection (Starved Contact): Life feels dull, untouched, unkissed.
Echo O101.5 - Pursuing Perfection under the Law of Ruin (Eternal Exhaustion): The curse of never feeling enough.

Book O102 - Over-branding (logomania): Community service: 30 days of minimalism.

Book O103 - Green-Washing: Fined one public apology post.

Book O104 - Emotional Negligence: Temporary ban from "Trending" Status.

Book O105 - 6-month probation.

Book O106 - One Week of Monochrome Therapy.

Book O107 - Wear Sunglasses indoors as penance.

Book O108 - Ban from sequins for 30 days.

Book O109 - Temporary deportation to Minimalism Island.

Book O110 - Stripped of Couture citizenship until further notice.

Categories:

C1 - Infraction: Warning (i.e., Issue a style citation for Book O107).

C2 - Misdemeanor: Public Re-education (i.e., Book O106).

C3 - Felony: Probation (i.e., Book O108).

C4 - High Crime: Suspension/ Exile (i.e., Book O109).

C5 - Capital Offense: Excommunication (i.e., Book O110).

Special Clauses:

Penalty of Perjury: Pretending to "just throw this on" when you clearly spent hours choosing it.

Contempt of Court: Wearing flip-flops to a dinner with candles.

Breach of Contract: Failing to tag the designer after publicly claiming love for the dress.